Carnation Milk

Carnation Milk is the best in the land;
Here I sit with a can in my hand—
No tits to pull, no hay to pitch,
You just punch a hole in the son of a bitch.

– Anonymous

7 Comments on “Carnation Milk”

  1. mechmike

    I always heard the second and third lines as:

    Sits on the shelf in a red-and-white can…
    No shit to shovel, no teats to pinch…

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  2. dean

    This is the original poem circa early 1900′s. The one posted on other sites is a copy, fake or plagerized..it is your choice. Interesting that this poem was around for 30+ yrs when the plagerized one won a contest.

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  3. jerry

    I am 71 and the verson I heard goes, Carnation milk is the best of all, it comes in a can large or small, no tits to pull no hay to pitch just jab a hole in sonofbitch !

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  4. Blaike carnation'S

    Your bechemel your teling evey one abouy is a bechemel not eh carnation cream its already been envented so come up with a new usless idea you low life million air americans f-you lmaoo

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  5. Blaike carnation'S

    Lmaoooo f – you carnation of other products made in a can make something reall organic or freshly grown ..advertising isn’t. Yiur forteh ethier

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